Здравствулте! суки, (Russian)

Allow me to introduce my home girl Ynez. Pronounced E-nez. Now as you can see from the photo she is a bad ass MF'er. She's got mad swagger. Doesn't mind taking a silly picture. Why? Cause she is one bad bitch, and she is secure in herself. Normally she looks like a crazy wild ass wolf. A few years ago we would go hunting rabbits together. She would crouch in an open field and I would flush rabbits out of the bushes. She would run those worthless fucks down and BAM, murder. She would tear the rabbits to bits. Bloodlust!! Now that is some awesome shit. Fur, bones, blood, and guts that's the business we were in and business was good. Now you might be saying that is some mean shit bro. First, I am not your fucking bro douche. Second that is nature. You're either the guy on the cross or the son of a bitch hammering in the nails. Harsh but true.

What the fuck has this cracker so fucking fired up! I heard some bullshit about 'To big to fail'. Are you high? Tell it to a Brontosaurus  . A what? Big fucking dinosaur not around anymore (vegetarian too, I'm just saying). Go to a museum once in a while dumb-ass. So the big banks of my awesome homeland claimed they are too big to fail. Ireland the blessed country of my ancestors (yeah I don't claim my Scotch/ Irish roots cause I am a fuck'en American and damn proud of it) is about to do a massive bail-out based on the same principle of 'too big to fail'. WTF world? Nothing is too big to fail. Battle of Thermopylae ring any bells ignoramus? Big shit fails, huh Russia? What was that abortion you had communism/ U.S.S.R. ? How's that working out for you? So far everything that is too big to fail that has failed only made the world a better place. But Shad fing rach what about  the loser's? Really, I think you just answered your own question. So big business you better get right. Cause the don't take shit bad ass mother fuck'en crush your soul bitch generation is coming for that ass. And we ain't yes men. We fight wars, we deal with change, we deal with disasters (Katrina you little bitch, blow me) and oh yeah we fuck pussies! Fuck them hard and often!

So the morale of this warning is simple don't be a rabbit cause the Shad Fing Rach's and Ynez's of this world will conduct business on your ass, and business will be good again I promise.

You're welcome America.

Shad Fing Rach and Ynez