Como estas bitches,

Today's topic is Cool shit. You are all lame so I'm going to help you out. Call it pro bono, that is not to say I like U2, it means here is some charity you ignorant fuck.

A few months back I rode a donkey. Now if I was a dirty mexican't or a stinky hajji that would not be cool but I'm a red-blooded entitled bad-ass mother fuck'in American. So that makes it cool. Further making this event the badassery that it is I had to chase the Donkey while wearing body armor and a helmet. Now a douche bag would not mention the fact that I had help from my man-servant Fahim Nori (the coolest fuck'in Afghani) so thanks Fahim. Yes pussies I have a man servant. And I did all this while on my free trip to Afghanistan. That's right I won I free trip, you know why? cause I'm a winner.

So the moral of the story is don't be a pussy, give credit where credit is due, and ask yourself, "Is what I'm doing cool" If the answer is not a resounding yes them don't do it. Life is to short not to be Awesome

Now I know what your thinking,"Fuck this dude is awesome!"

Your welcome America.

Shad Fing Rach