Γειά σου σκύλες (greek)

Today is a double feature. So a few days ago US Border Patrol arrest Willie "the man" Nelson for pot possession. Talk about a soft target. So it got me thinking, What the fuck'en hell is going on over there? Do we have a massive influx of illegal aliens coming over the border or not? If not is the illegal immigration issue some CNN "news" bullshit? If so what the fuck are you doing hassling Willie? Shouldn't you be catching border jumpers? So I am going to comment as if illegal immigration is a real problem.

So here goes, "Hey Border Patrol what the fuck are you fuck'en mother fuckers, tax dollar wasting retards fuck'en doing?" Seriously it is Willie Nelson that is how he breathes you dolt!! Did he have a tour bus full of illegal's? You want more funding? For what you going to start issuing parking tickets? You are not awesome, I am awesome you suck. Reach over your fat bellies down into your pants and check for testacles. If you find them go look in a mirror and say to yourself," Holy fuck I am a Federal Agent, trusted bad ass American lawman, I should go earn the fuck'en money the bad MF'ers pay me for the privilege to represent this awesome juggernaught of badassery know as the good ole United States of if you fuck with us we will destroy that ass America (USOIYFWUWWDTAA)!!" if not I will come with all my bad ass buddies take your job and date your mom. Pull your head out of your ass!!

So the moral is do your job or lose it bitch!

Your welcome America,

Shad fing Rach