Olá! cadelas

Today stooges we again return to my favorite subject, awesomeness and badassary. So listen up fuck sticks.

 Look at this picture, pure awesome, pure Americana as well. See this individual due to dismal economic situation in this awesome county was forced to move to the communist hippy state of New York. But did the person accept defeat? Fuck no! They hung some balls off the back of their truck, proclaiming victory! Sending a message to anyone behind them that true Americans never surrender.  Not just some little mince balls but big brass bull balls!! Now that is awesome. Now I don't want any confusion hanging balls off your  truck in say any state other than New York, California, or other states considered socialist havens is not awesome it is lame( Chicago I know you're a city but you are walking a thin line my friend, watch your ass hippy).

 So you are all probably thinking well his badassness is on to something. So let me tell you my approach to solving America's issues. Citizenship. Citizenship needs to mean something. National pride is low. Low pride is equal to low self-esteem.  Awesome people don't have low self-esteem. How the fuck are we suppose to handle our shit if we are acting like a bunch of Sally Pussy Pants? Who thinks pussies don't get fucked? For your protection get the fuck off my blog, the awesomeness will blind you. I digress, anyway citizenship that should be the issue we focus on. I am anti-not awesome. If you are not awesome or trying to become awesome they please move back to whatever pussy ass no balls country you came from. I don't give a shit what color, sexual persuasion, origin, or religion you are. If you're a Citizen of the bad ass country of the United States of fucking America then your well on your way to awesomeness. But if you're not get the fuck out. Stop breaking my laws and stop using my shit (urgent care, schools, social programs). If you are one of those fucks who supports this shit then put your money where your mouth is turn in your citizenship and fuck off. America is build for speed bitch and you are a boat anchor.

 People will say who's  going to pick our crops? Hunger is a great motivator. Trust me I know. Follow my thinking for a minute. Pickers will be citizens- making more money- paying taxes( don't get me started on taxes bitches)- boosting US economy- increasing the value of the dollar- strong dollar= increased standard of living for all Bad –ass fuck'en American citizens. Now that is some awesome shit!!!

So the morale of today's lesson is never surrender, if you fall off the proverbial horse get back on that son of a bitch and beat that ass till it succumbs to your badassery.

Your welcome America,

Citizen Shad fing Rach